Strange Currency

[Midori]

Hey, I was serious about the first one! But, alternatively:

"It's about time we took a ride" (Oh baby, baby.)

"I hope it's exciting!" (That's why I wore these swanky undies!)

"Slim chance" (Now, beat it.)

"Tomorrow I prob’ly won’t remember I did a thing" (Just how it should be.)

"Leave it to the lone nut" (Sucks, man.)

"It never closes" (yeesh...)

"light-tasting" (Ok, that was gross, I have to admit. But no worse that "fragrant vibrations.")

[sean]

"erotica"

"he sees his persecution there"

"i want due consideration"

"leave me alone now, so i can pray"

"my part"

almost every line in "samaritan"

mainly, however:

"the harder they are the harder i try"

[smelllikelime]

"It’s unappealing in someone so young"

"Waiting for this to be fun"

"These are pieces I didn’t know I had"

"Way to go"


Sean, I will <i>never</i> be able to listen to Samaritan in the same way again.

[Mite]

They should say "No, you are!" in big fat letters on them. That would be awesome.

Seconded.

[A Brutaful Smile]

this is just so wrong!

you guys have taken my favorite most loved band and made them dirty! you should be ashamed of yourselves! i mean what would your mother say?

(i'm kidding, cuz it is funny, but i am a tad grossed out now..thanks)

[wonderbex]

"We could have a baby"

"Is it your kisses I'm feeling?"

"You're so sexy and so great"

"So you got hard"

"Let me breathe fire down on you"

"I hope it never closes"

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hey, this is fun! although i think, just to be fair, we should do this to Sean's songs too so John isn't the only one watching his lyrics ripped apart in search of dirty panty sayings. i meant, sayings for dirty panties. DIRTY PANTIES. i can't stop saying it. AAAAAAAAAARGH. the worst combination of words in the English language ...

[NatureBoy]

...just to be fair, we should do this to Sean's songs too so John isn't the only one watching his lyrics ripped apart in search of dirty panty sayings...

"Kiss Kim Novak where the redwoods grow" (too easy)

"I have a stinger..."

"Toluca Lake"

"You were the wineskin, I was the bladder"

"It doesn't hurt it feels fine"

"Rake up all the leaves in pleasant valley" (A thinly veiled reference to 'personal grooming')

"she barely fits inside my head, but i feel something"

Who's got more?

[Midori]

Right here.

"I'll follow you in"
"I feel a bit naughty" (OBVIOUSLY!!!!)
"I'm so hot"
"Here's the pole"
"Desperate"
"Save your swoons"
"She's swallowing"

My favorite: "Everybody's coming" (you could put "to get me" on the butt)

But, back to TLW:

"Can you stand it?"
"Where I fear to tread"
"Are you brave?"

[LoveSickJerk]

How about boxers that say:
"Scared Straight"

[Liesbeth]

... and here I was thinking it might be a bit crass to suggest the picture of the wind cloud (last page of the booklet) on the rear side. no, you are!

it will be a while before I can listen to certain songs without second thoughts

[Unremarkable]

By Sean:

"double wrap me when it's cold"
"you pulled a little tight just now"

[A Brutaful Smile]

on the topic of band panties...

last night i saw godsmack.

(what? i know, it's at the total other end of tLWs. my taste is eclectic to say the least. i also saw def leppard this past week so in one week i have seen a wide range of music.)

ANYWAY...

i bought a pair of godsmack panties. on the back they say "SMACK THIS!" HAHAHAHAAAAAA
(and i'm wearing them RIGHT NOW! hee hee hee)

[stephanie]

Worst deviation of a thread EVER.

::shudder::

p.s. Even more meandering: yay, for those of you in the area.

[meg]

Seriously, people, get off the Internet, get yourself a Sharpie and some tighty whities and JUST GET CRACKING. But don't post pictures.

[LoveSickJerk]

Good one meg!

[wonderbex]

Seriously, people, get off the Internet, get yourself a Sharpie and some tighty whities and JUST GET CRACKING. But don't post pictures.

tighty whities!
get yerself a sharpie
get crack(ing)
bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

underpants (+) euphemism for physical result of arousal (+) vulgarity for repository for said state /// (posted in the innuendo thread) ///

Yeah, what Meg said, people.

she's a frickin' genius.

love and other indoor sports,
bex

[meg]

I also said "get off." BINGO BONUS POST.

[Midori]

Speaking of busting out a sharpie, making stuff is way fun. I made a monstrously kick-ass Long Winters shirt because I'm probably never going to be able to go to a show, and thus will never get any merch. I'm too computer illiterate to show you guys the picture of it, but trust me it is AWESOME. Tell me how to post a picture and i'll show you.

[anthropomorphizing_kitty]

Sorry to be a Johnny-Come-Lately but I'd never read this thread until someone turned me onto it and I couldn't resist myself:

[chelsea]

Sorry to be a Johnny-Come-Lately but I'd never read this thread until someone turned me onto it and I couldn't resist myself:

hah. i'd wear 'em....

but my weezer underwear shall remain my favourite when it comes to my rock undergarments.