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Postby Moni » Mon Mar 07, 2005 1:18 am

Is there anyone else somewhat relieved when Mr. Creosote finally has exploded?

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Postby Harvey Winters » Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:12 pm

What happened to our hibachi???

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Postby whathedickens » Sun Feb 12, 2006 12:00 pm

Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules the fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?

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Postby No You Are » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:23 am

And how did all those kids, who had never been allowed to dance, suddenly break into spontanious choreography?

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Postby heather » Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:01 pm

um, your mom?

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Postby Harvey Winters » Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:18 pm

If Polio had been discovered yesterday,
would it still be cured, or "managed"?

An angry diabetic...

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Postby Moni » Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:52 am

You have every right to be angry. Diabetes is really ugly. I have to say I underestimated it myself, like most people. You think it's "just" a huge inconvenience in your life until someone close to you gets affected and you notice it can be really dangerous.

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Postby Harvey Winters » Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:45 pm

How'd we go 8 months without a stupid question?

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Postby zach » Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:26 pm

Harvey Winters wrote:How'd we go 8 months without a stupid question?


Streak broken!

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Postby bijou » Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:55 pm

It's pronounced "zzyzx". And it's in the desert.


....between las vegas and los angeles... (;-D)

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Postby Moni » Tue Nov 14, 2006 1:08 am

How did I make that chestnut explode yesterday?

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Postby bijou » Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:31 am

sorry, i hadn't read this thread and came across that gem and had to offer my two cents comment. living in the desert offers only so many memorable vistas and that sign is one of my favorites.

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Postby No You Are » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:34 am

Has anyone seen my watch?

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Postby grant » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:39 am

No You Are wrote:Has anyone seen my watch?


I think I just saw Shakira wearing it....

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Postby Harvey Winters » Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:58 pm

grant wrote:
No You Are wrote:Has anyone seen my watch?


I think I just saw Shakira wearing it....


It's one of those "self-winders"?

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Postby Andy » Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:00 pm

Does a goose get people bumps?

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Postby Harvey Winters » Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:22 pm

Andy wrote:Does a goose get people bumps?


No, but Jacques Cousteau once said that
a tuna's 'hoo-ha' smells like human being...

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Why does Bill Gates need all that money???

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Postby ohiofan » Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:57 am

Bill doesn't need all that money. He gives shitloads away.

hmmm ... why am I here?

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Postby Harvey Winters » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:56 pm

John,
Do you really believe that Twisted Sister wasn't "gonna take it anymore"???

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Postby Betty Felon » Sat Feb 17, 2007 2:12 pm

Do you think the "Minnie" in Minnie Mouse is short for "Minerva"? If it is, that really changes how I feel about Minnie Mouse. How do you feel about it?


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