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Is there anyone else somewhat relieved when Mr. Creosote finally has exploded?
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Post by Harvey Winters »

What happened to our hibachi???
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Post by whathedickens »

Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules the fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
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And how did all those kids, who had never been allowed to dance, suddenly break into spontanious choreography?
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Post by heather »

um, your mom?
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Post by Harvey Winters »

If Polio had been discovered yesterday,
would it still be cured, or "managed"?

An angry diabetic...
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You have every right to be angry. Diabetes is really ugly. I have to say I underestimated it myself, like most people. You think it's "just" a huge inconvenience in your life until someone close to you gets affected and you notice it can be really dangerous.
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Post by Harvey Winters »

How'd we go 8 months without a stupid question?
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Post by zach »

Harvey Winters wrote:How'd we go 8 months without a stupid question?


Streak broken!
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Post by bijou »

It's pronounced "zzyzx". And it's in the desert.


....between las vegas and los angeles... (;-D)
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Post by Moni »

How did I make that chestnut explode yesterday?
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Post by bijou »

sorry, i hadn't read this thread and came across that gem and had to offer my two cents comment. living in the desert offers only so many memorable vistas and that sign is one of my favorites.
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Has anyone seen my watch?
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Post by grant »

No You Are wrote:Has anyone seen my watch?


I think I just saw Shakira wearing it....
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Post by Harvey Winters »

grant wrote:
No You Are wrote:Has anyone seen my watch?


I think I just saw Shakira wearing it....


It's one of those "self-winders"?
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Post by Andy »

Does a goose get people bumps?
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Post by Harvey Winters »

Andy wrote:Does a goose get people bumps?


No, but Jacques Cousteau once said that
a tuna's 'hoo-ha' smells like human being...

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Why does Bill Gates need all that money???
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Post by ohiofan »

Bill doesn't need all that money. He gives shitloads away.

hmmm ... why am I here?
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Post by Harvey Winters »

John,
Do you really believe that Twisted Sister wasn't "gonna take it anymore"???
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Post by Betty Felon »

Do you think the "Minnie" in Minnie Mouse is short for "Minerva"? If it is, that really changes how I feel about Minnie Mouse. How do you feel about it?
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