New Feature: "Ask a Dumbass Question"

call me stupid · Post by **call me stupid** » Sun Jun 15, 2003 6:35 pm

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

LngHrvWntrsDngr · Post by **LngHrvWntrsDngr** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 12:51 pm

did sugar and flour suddenly become poultry?

heather · Post by **heather** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 1:24 pm

Really, you paid for a prostitute?

LngHrvWntrsDngr · Post by **LngHrvWntrsDngr** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 5:15 am

isn't it about time these questions are answered?

BladeRunner · Post by **BladeRunner** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 11:05 pm

why did LngHrvWntrsDngr ask the question I was about to answer?

LngHrvWntrsDngr · Post by **LngHrvWntrsDngr** » Sun Jun 29, 2003 1:04 pm

why would someone answer a question in a forum dedicated to the asking of questions?

LngHrvWntrsDngr · Post by **LngHrvWntrsDngr** » Sat Jul 26, 2003 8:33 am

wut ever happened to this?

Moni · Post by **Moni** » Sat Jul 26, 2003 9:52 am

This is funny, just today I had a look at this thread, and....!
How come?

BladeRunner · Post by **BladeRunner** » Tue Jul 29, 2003 1:18 am

What's with not answering the questinos?

ChadyzGroove · Post by **ChadyzGroove** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 12:16 pm

ah last summer.

Post by **grant** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 2:32 pm

I remember it so fondly.....

heather · Post by **heather** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 4:54 pm

no more questions?

Post by **John** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 7:40 pm

Well I answered a whole slew of questions... maybe these questions aren't dumbassed enough.

ChadyzGroove · Post by **ChadyzGroove** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 8:28 pm

how come interstate highways havent been built atop other interstate highways? how come there are no flying cars?

BladeRunner · Post by **BladeRunner** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 10:13 pm

Just what exactly is a wigget?

Post by **Liesbeth** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 5:18 am

why do english speakers mark questions and point exclamations ?!

wonderbex · Post by **wonderbex** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 9:53 am

Liesbeth wrote:why do english speakers mark questions and point exclamations ?!

because we are prone to over-emotional incredulousness!

because sometimes we just can't believe our own ears/eyes!!!

luckily, a super smart man named Martin K. Spekter introduced the interrobang in 1962. the interrobang is a new punctuation mark that combines the question mark and the exclamation point into one glyph:
http://www.interrobang-mks.com/

isn't that awesome (interrobang)

examples:
you're pregnant (interrobang)
the long winters are playing my living room (interrobang)
radishes (interrobang)

sean · Post by **sean** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 10:02 am

can the sun fit in the ocean?*

*(really asked by a girl in my friend's science class)

mildlyrestarted · Post by **mildlyrestarted** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 4:19 pm

why does everyone hate me?

Unremarkable · Post by **Unremarkable** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 5:36 pm

mildlyrestarted wrote:why does everyone hate me?

I love you.