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New Feature: "Ask a Dumbass Question"

Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 3:17 pm
by Merlin
The band is considering a feature for the website proper called "Ask a Dumbass Question," in which fans, friends, press, and the criminally insane are all invited to ask the band a question.

These questions can be on most any subject you like, but you are encouraged to be creative, funny, and as un-libelous as possible.

Possible topics could include:
  • Why are there so many white people in Utah?
  • Is there a comfortable athletic shoe that fits into my family's budget?
  • Does this make my butt look big?
  • Can you turn it down a little?
  • What's that thing there behind you?

Re: New Feature: "Ask a Dumbass Question"

Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 5:09 pm
by Moni
Merlin wrote:Does this make my butt look big?


Hey there's nothing dumb about that question!

Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 5:33 pm
by Guest
Admit it, winters is really a euphimism for penis isn't it?
Smooth or Chunky?
If you were stranded on a tropical island which member of the band would you cannibalize first?

Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 7:29 pm
by ChadyzGroove
why is my dad so hairy?

Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 6:44 am
by grant
Is it really?

Well, whatever for?


What are you doing with my wife?

Re: New Feature: "Ask a Dumbass Question"

Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 10:36 am
by ghamina
Merlin wrote:Why are there so many white people in Utah?


It's the breeding with the sheep that does it. Or at least thats what I've been told, I just live here, I wasn't <b>born</b> here....

Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 11:36 am
by mandy
Do you believe that Mary, Queen of Scots was directly involved in the plot to murder Lord Darnley, or was she just the unwitting pawn of Lord Bothwell?

Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 11:39 am
by Merlin
Man, these are really good, people.

Mine is: "Oh, ARE they?"

Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 11:50 am
by Unremarkable
HAH!

Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 12:27 pm
by Moni
Merlin wrote:Mine is: "Oh, ARE they?"


There can only be one answer to this question:
"42."

Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 1:18 pm
by meg
Why does he keep doing that? Should I stop him? If so, how/with what?

Should I darn these socks, or should I just throw them out?

Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 4:13 pm
by BladeRunner
Why does lighting equipment make mommy cry?

Is it possible that since Star Wars took place a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away that someday soon, the Earth's atmosphere could be bombarded by chunks or debris from the original or second Death Star?

Do you have an exact date as to when that will happen?

How do you feel about grasshoppers?

Favorite scene from Remo Williams?

Is anyone in the band related to Buckraoo Banzai?

Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 11:16 pm
by meg
What's it like on the Inside of Love?

Posted: Sat May 03, 2003 4:05 pm
by longtimecoming
sean, areyou married
if i wroteto the long winters, would i get a cookie? or a good yelling...
john, explain your genius.
sean, how come jack osbourne looks so much like you? are you long lost twins? also, are youon that 70's show?
john, did you and britnay murphy break up?
would any of you date me?
what do you think of everett?
would you be willing to put up a video of you guys, dancing to any tune?
what would you do if you ran into me on the street
could you design a plus size shirt? i would surely bu y one.
if i said thati knew prince william, would you beleive me? would you sell your story?
johnand sean, what was the worstdateyouve ever had?
do you guys do groupies?

heh.

Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 1:13 am
by mildlyrestarted
aren't your fans the coolest?

Re: heh.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 10:57 am
by Moni
mildlyrestarted wrote:aren't your fans the coolest?


We should get our own cheerleading section I'd say

Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 6:41 pm
by BladeRunner
seriously

So, how does science fiction work it's way into your songwriting?

Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 5:46 am
by grant
What do you think of the implications of superstring theory that imply the existence of up to seven dimensions of space-time? Are these literal dimensions or metaphorical descriptions of relations between objects?


Who killed JFK?


The anthrax attacks of 2001: foreign terrorist or homegrown lunatic?


Did Jesus travel to India and learn yoga prior to his ministry and crucifixion?


What's behind the alien abduction phenomenon?

Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 5:48 am
by grant
Vampires, ghosts, werewolves or zombies?

Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 2:02 pm
by mandy
Pirates, robots, or super-intelligent apes?