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New Feature: "Ask a Dumbass Question"
Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 3:17 pm
The band is considering a feature for the website proper called "Ask a Dumbass Question," in which fans, friends, press, and the criminally insane are all invited to ask the band a question.
These questions can be on most any subject you like, but you are encouraged to be creative, funny, and as un-libelous as possible.
Possible topics could include:
- Why are there so many white people in Utah?
- Is there a comfortable athletic shoe that fits into my family's budget?
- Does this make my butt look big?
- Can you turn it down a little?
- What's that thing there behind you?
Re: New Feature: "Ask a Dumbass Question"
Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 5:09 pm
Merlin wrote:Does this make my butt look big?
Hey there's nothing dumb about that question!
Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 5:33 pm
Admit it, winters is really a euphimism for penis isn't it?
Smooth or Chunky?
If you were stranded on a tropical island which member of the band would you cannibalize first?
Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 7:29 pm
why is my dad so hairy?
Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 6:44 am
Is it really?
Well, whatever for?
What are you doing with my wife?
Re: New Feature: "Ask a Dumbass Question"
Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 10:36 am
Merlin wrote:Why are there so many white people in Utah?
It's the breeding with the sheep that does it. Or at least thats what I've been told, I just live here, I wasn't <b>born</b> here....
Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 11:36 am
Do you believe that Mary, Queen of Scots was directly involved in the plot to murder Lord Darnley, or was she just the unwitting pawn of Lord Bothwell?
Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 11:39 am
Man, these are really good, people.
Mine is: "Oh, ARE they?"
Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 11:50 am
Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 12:27 pm
Merlin wrote:Mine is: "Oh, ARE they?"
There can only be one answer to this question:
Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 1:18 pm
Why does he keep doing that? Should I stop him? If so, how/with what?
Should I darn these socks, or should I just throw them out?
Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 4:13 pm
Why does lighting equipment make mommy cry?
Is it possible that since Star Wars took place a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away that someday soon, the Earth's atmosphere could be bombarded by chunks or debris from the original or second Death Star?
Do you have an exact date as to when that will happen?
How do you feel about grasshoppers?
Favorite scene from Remo Williams
Is anyone in the band related to Buckraoo Banzai?
Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 11:16 pm
What's it like on the Inside of Love?
Posted: Sat May 03, 2003 4:05 pm
sean, areyou married
if i wroteto the long winters, would i get a cookie? or a good yelling...
john, explain your genius.
sean, how come jack osbourne looks so much like you? are you long lost twins? also, are youon that 70's show?
john, did you and britnay murphy break up?
would any of you date me?
what do you think of everett?
would you be willing to put up a video of you guys, dancing to any tune?
what would you do if you ran into me on the street
could you design a plus size shirt? i would surely bu y one.
if i said thati knew prince william, would you beleive me? would you sell your story?
johnand sean, what was the worstdateyouve ever had?
do you guys do groupies?
Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 1:13 am
aren't your fans the coolest?
Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 10:57 am
mildlyrestarted wrote:aren't your fans the coolest?
We should get our own cheerleading section I'd say
Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 6:41 pm
So, how does science fiction work it's way into your songwriting?
Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 5:46 am
What do you think of the implications of superstring theory that imply the existence of up to seven dimensions of space-time? Are these literal dimensions or metaphorical descriptions of relations between objects?
Who killed JFK?
The anthrax attacks of 2001: foreign terrorist or homegrown lunatic?
Did Jesus travel to India and learn yoga prior to his ministry and crucifixion?
What's behind the alien abduction phenomenon?
Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 5:48 am
Vampires, ghosts, werewolves or zombies?
Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 2:02 pm
Pirates, robots, or super-intelligent apes?