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Alcohol makes me awesome.

Post by Betty Felon »

I didn't even want to go out but for some reason I continue to think that wine is harmless. Ended up somehow chasing someone's puppy, tripped over my stupid pointy-toed shoes, and fall like a sack of bricks onto the floor. Man, was I awesome.

Woke up miserable with a gross purple bruise the size of plum on my shoulder. And it just keeps getting darker and purplyer and uglier.

This is three days after I bought a strapless dress for a fancy dinner out in Paris. If any french people ask me what happened, I'm telling them Rumsfeld punched me. How do you say that in French?

Does alcohol make you awesome too? Share, share!
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Post by aj »

I peed in someone's yard.

I figured it was better than wetting my pants.
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I flushed my house and mailbox keys down a toilet.
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Post by BladeRunner »

alcohol doesn't really make me any more awesome then i already am. All it does is make me introduce myself as Bryce "the Ice".
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Post by Squid »

Invited everyone from the bbq in my backyard into my bedroom.

Apparently, I was tired of the living room being the focal gathering place for visitors.

I also attempted to make my R2D2 perform for the crowd. When it didn't, I tried to reset it. You do this by tapping them on the head.

Apparently, I was smacking him on the head and yelling at him to, "hurry the fuck up and dance, already".

Great.

Not to be outdone, however, it would seem that R2 has gotten his, erm, revenge?
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Post by heather »

i babble.

the next time i get drunk [if you're unsure of how to spot drunk heather, please reference february 12th, the mountain goats, and the crocodile] someone for the love of all that is holy, please tape my mouth shut.



sincerely,
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i get naked.
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Post by Like_a_zero »

Simply had to post on this one, couldn't resist!

Alcohal makes me uber-awesome!
It makes me think I can climb walls
It makes me think I can jump down walls that are very high without hurting myself
It makes me think I can take a pee in the hallway of a nightclub without getting seen
It makes me think I can puke in a pint glass at a bar without anyone seeing
It makes me think I can eat massive kebabs and actually handle the chillis I ask for
It makes me run over cars
It makes me think I can run faster than the flash
It makes me think I can talk to any hot girls and they want me
It makes me do other things that I'm too ashamed of to share with anyone that wasnt there when I did them!
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Post by LoveSickJerk »

It made me play pantsless beerpong. Actually, it made me play beerpong in the first place.
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It's made me do cartwheels down the middle of a street, then hear a cop say, "Do not call me 'Dude'."
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i tend to talk a lot and touch people i wouldn't normally touch.
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Post by LoveSickJerk »

My friend and fellow DJ (and Party In A Box) Megan, insists that Alcohol makes her go F-in' crazy. And by F-in' crazy I mean awesome dance party moves and The Salmon.
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the salmon?
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Post by LoveSickJerk »

Yeah. It really needs to be seen to believe, and I don't have the photos handy. If I can get a hold of one, I'll Illustrate.
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I demand of them now!
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Post by pearlandearl »

J'ai été frappé par Rumsfield.
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Post by Laura Suzanne »

Alcohol makes me think I can remember all of
the words to Baby Got Back. Which, I can. But,
most people don't need to know that.
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Post by Leroy »

aj wrote:I peed in someone's yard.

I figured it was better than wetting my pants.


I figure it is always more logical to pee in someones yard than wetting one's pants. alchohal only makes you more awesome if in someway it makes you overcome inhibitions or have no shame.

i for one have few inhibitions and am yet to find my shame. i think i may have left it somewhere when i was little.
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Post by Liesbeth »

I told Michael Schilling not to grow a beard without introduction. The same night, I also out of the blue bought a friend a LW cd because he only knew Cinnamon. The latter makes me totally awesome, of course, and all this on the basis of one glass of wine - I'm cheap.
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