British badgers go bonkers in Basra

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British badgers go bonkers in Basra

Postby Squid » Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:22 pm

UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."

Yeah, sure Mr. Roswell Area 51 cover-up guy. Whatever you say.

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Postby Flyn » Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:15 pm

a snake! oooooh noo, it's a snake!

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Postby Betty Felon » Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:23 pm

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Postby icapants » Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:17 pm

mushroom, mushroom.

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Postby Flyn » Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:55 pm

I knew I could count on you guys. *hugs*

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Postby grant » Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:40 am

You realize, now, that these aren't actually British badgers.

They're honey badgers, possibly the fiercest creatures on Earth. Something like a wolverine plus plus. They hunt lions in Africa. The Iraqi grandfathers were using them as a boogeyman to frighten grandchildren - only now, the soldiers have disturbed them.

A legendary killing force has been awakened.

God have mercy on us all.

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Postby Squid » Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:32 am

*blushes*

O Grant, my sweet dark Knight of the Apocalypse. The other ladies-in-waiting say thou art mercurial and shadow borne, but I think you're DREAMY!

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Postby grant » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:53 am

I'm blushing.

This is not the first time a ratel has gotten the better of me.


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