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Vampire Squid From Hell. Oh yes, that's his scientific name.

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 6:15 am
by Betty Felon
Really:

Vampyroteuthis infernalis, lit. "vampire squid from hell"

Image

"V. infernalis is most commonly known for its jet-black skin, the “cape” webbed skin between the arms and eyes that appear blood red at times. It has excellent predator avoidance behavior, including the ability to invert itself, exposing suckers and cirri, making it look as though it is covered in spines.

V. infernalis also has light organs on the tip of each arm and at the base of its fins. The animal will begin to glow and wiggle about while also expelling mucus containing “thousands of glowing spheres of blue bioluminescent light.” While this mucus is being expelled, the vampire squid escapes."

Watch his video!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmi9CU52KsI

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 4:57 pm
by Unremarkable
That thing is fucking scary. Thanks for the nightmares!

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 7:19 pm
by Betty Felon
oh Vampire Squid and his glow-in-the-dark boogers live way down in the ocean where there is no light and every creature is scary looking weird and fascinating. He won't get you!

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 10:29 pm
by Harvey Winters
If Batman had a fishtank....

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 9:16 am
by No You Are
It's hard to type with my hands covering my eyes.

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 12:20 pm
by sour29
I love that it can turn itself INSIDE OUT and then back again. I wish I could do that. That would be freakin' cool.

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 6:48 am
by grant
I can help you with that, if you would like.

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 9:41 pm
by sour29
By all means!

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:39 am
by Moni
grant wrote:I can help you with that, if you would like.



... and because this thread isn't freaky enough yet, here's some footage of people eating LIVE octopus (although they claim they're squids; I don't think they are?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NE3NPyt ... re=related

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:12 am
by longtimecoming
hey where did u get my eighties look school photo?

darned sea monsters!

the world is flat i tell u, flat!

interesting, i think with a name like that that squid has to have a self esteem issues.

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:33 am
by Liesbeth
well, it's not like it's called wimpy squid, which would be much worse for its self esteem.

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:00 am
by Harvey Winters
or Saves The Day Squid...

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:10 am
by Betty Felon
I actually think he's kind of cute. I mean, he's no baby giraffe or anything, but those rounded ear flap things?

He's kind of what would would happen if a regular squid mated with jarjar binks, and the offspring then mated with, like, something spikey and biolumenescent.

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:16 pm
by Squid
I relate to my dusky brethren as we are both entirely too gothic.

Cheer up Spooky Skulky Squid: I'll meet you at Hot Topic and buy you a new rubber belt and some sparkly barrettes...