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Rules For The New Dog

Postby Harvey Winters » Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:32 pm

House Rules

1. The dog is not allowed in the house.

2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

4. The dog can get on the old furniture only, but has to stay off the new couch.

5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.

7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.

8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.

9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.

10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

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Postby h4ck » Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:03 pm

lol

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Postby sour29 » Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:07 pm

Oh, wow. That's graphic. And an interesting thread to post it in...

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Postby Harvey Winters » Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:39 pm

Wha?
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Postby sour29 » Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:05 pm

I don't know why that was deleted. When I think of the word Cattywampus, the first thing that jumps in my mind is hardcore pornography. It really rather fit the bill, especially in light of John's latest blog...

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Postby Harvey Winters » Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:02 am

sour29 wrote:I don't know why that was deleted. When I think of the word Cattywampus, the first thing that jumps in my mind is hardcore pornography. It really rather fit the bill, especially in light of John's latest blog...


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Postby sour29 » Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:27 am

Niiiiice. One of my favourites. ;)


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