MEG THE FACTIONS MUST HAVE A MEETING.

[heather]

so far there's the nyc chapter, and the northwest one. but what about the south, the overseas?

we also need to sychronize our swatches.

(please tell me someone gets the reference. PLEASE. unless i misquoted it. i could have. i haven't seen that TV SHOW in a long long time.)

[meg]

And Canada. GOD. Someone's got to handle Canada. I always knew that someday this operation would grow beyond my fat, pasta-slurping (go with it) fingers--I need to marry, quickly, and have a family, fast, so that my hard-nosed and occasionally over-rash sons & daughters can spread out and take control of each wayward unit...

Perhaps, though, it would be best to take the "organized" out of organized crime. We've got to be very careful. Take a tip from Martin Blank--"Will there be meetings?" "Of course!" "No meetings." We need a grassroots effort, a revolution built of love--charismatic love, of course. Already the corners of the globe are packed tightly with what we commonly refer to as "fans"--each fan is, in himself, a little Mafia.

OR IS HE?

Just watch me. Am I just making this up, or is it a delicate and fantastic plan meant to take the rug out from under every Omaha resident worth his weight in illicit substances? Deceive, inveigle, & obfuscate. Apology is policy. E pur si mouve. Resist or serve. In the Big Inning. Hey, Heather, you know that tie I got you last Christmas? How's that working out for you?

[marm0t]

Did you just say "inveigle?"

[meg]

Am I turning you on, baby?

LOOK OVER THERE IT'S IRA DOING BELL JUMPS

[marm0t]

Tease!

[heather]

the tie is great.

do you have my new address to send the "iron-on" to?

i saw the video for blue diamonds the other night on mtv2. it was surreal.

[meg]

I have no address. PM or e-mail, baby.

[smelllikelime]

Deceive, inveigle, & obfuscate. Apology is policy. E pur si mouve. Resist or serve. In the Big Inning.

All lies lead to the truth. Believe the lie. Deny Everything. Éí 'aaníígóó 'áhooté.

[Mite]

we also need to sychronize our swatches.

Parker Lewis Can't Lose?

Anyway, I'm down here in Dixie (Atlanta), and if the band ever makes it back to these parts I'll be there with bells on. What sort of responsibilities do mafia members have? For some reason I'm picturing something akin to the high school Band Boosters.

[A Brutaful Smile]

we also need to sychronize our swatches.

Parker Lewis Can't Lose?

oh my gosh...


i have a bunch of those shows on tape. i loved that show.

[heather]

Deceive, inveigle, & obfuscate. Apology is policy. E pur si mouve. Resist or serve. In the Big Inning.

All lies lead to the truth. Believe the lie. Deny Everything. Éí 'aaníígóó 'áhooté.

okay first of all, i can't believe that i missed the x-files references going on.

second of all, YOU HAVE PARKER LEWIS ON TAPE?? you are the greatest person in the land.

[Unremarkable]

Parker Lewis Can't Lose?

DUUUUUUUUUUDE!

[LoveSickJerk]

Oh man parker Lewis can't loose was a hilarious show! I miss it.

Canadacanadacanada!

[A Brutaful Smile]

second of all, YOU HAVE PARKER LEWIS ON TAPE?? you are the greatest person in the land.

not that i didn't like the show cuz i really did, but the real reason behind taping them was that i had a huge crush on corin nemec. it started when my name is steven came out.

i don't know how many i have, i know there are many, but i know i don't have them all especially because i didn't watch them as much when the show got close to ending.