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my coworkers are zombies

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:38 am
by omphale
so i found a roll of bright orange stickers that say 50% Less CARBS Per Slice outside my neighborhood grocery store. low-carb bread is one of the more hilarious food ideas ever (right up there with low-fat fat), and i was particularly charmed by the bad grammar and the lovely shade of orange. so obviously i picked them up and took them home. and obviously i'm wearing one on my shirt today.

the thing that is creeping me out is that NOT ONE PERSON has commented on it. not even to say 'what the crap are you wearing that stupid sticker for?' or 'take that sticker off it's unprofessional', never mind the fact that they don't see the humor in it, they don't seem to see it at all!!!

someone please save me from the humorless undead! HURRY!

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 1:19 pm
by grant
Start putting them on the toilet paper dispensers.

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 1:44 pm
by Betty Felon
I think I just found my halloween costume for next year: Corporate Zombie.

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 2:55 pm
by omphale
grant wrote:Start putting them on the toilet paper dispensers.


that's not a bad idea...i was actually thinking about putting them on all of our correspondence...

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 4:03 pm
by Betty Felon
I think you should start nonchalantly eating a few everyday. Surely someone would notice that.

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 5:45 pm
by carlitos
Betty Felon wrote:I think you should start nonchalantly eating a few everyday. Surely someone would notice that.


Toilet paper dispensers?

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 8:30 am
by omphale
mmmm, yummy toilet paper dispensers!

...but only with lard.

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 9:38 am
by the hutch
everything goes better with lard

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 10:21 am
by Karousme
Put them on people's food, and they'l be happy at how good it tastes, despite having 50% less carbs.


You should play some White Zombie in your office and see how your co-workers react.

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 11:27 am
by omphale
mmmmmm, white zombie! (especially good with lard)