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Yeah, I'm a "Jock"...

Postby Harvey Winters » Wed May 12, 2004 7:09 pm

"The nerds grow up to rule the world,
and the Jocks just go on serving pizza"-John Roderick., Northsix, Brooklyn, NY


Like I said, I'm a Jock,
Football, Baseball, Cross country...

But...
I never beat up a nerd/geek, or whatever pejoritive you want to
use for someone you envy for being smarter than you...

I was the Anti-Bully, a talented jock, who was too geeky/dorky for other jocks...
I beat the shit out of many other Jocks and bathroom smokers
who preyed on the weak...
I hated that shit...

Even though I'm Sicilian, I have NEVER served pizza...
I actually work in telecom...

Maybe I was just a well-built geek...

I don't take offense, but don't lump us all together like that...

But hey, there will alway be girls who get steamy for a guy
who's "been known to pick a song or two"...
(Yes they do)

But I know there'll always be plenty of ladies
who LOVE a sweaty man,
who holds his girl sooooo tight after he emerges from
the batting cages smelling like purified pheromones...
Who's not a "dumb blonde" or a "bimbo"
Sometimes they're Pre-Med, or English teachers...

"Once you go Jock, you won't ever leave the block"


Rich
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Postby mildlyrestarted » Wed May 12, 2004 8:52 pm

eeeew.

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Postby Harvey Winters » Wed May 12, 2004 9:29 pm

It figures....

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Postby anthropomorphizing_kitty » Wed May 12, 2004 10:00 pm

Since this post makes no sense anyway...Restarted...what on earth is that rainbow thingy in your pic?

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Postby BladeRunner » Thu May 13, 2004 1:03 am

the flash?

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Postby LoveSickJerk » Thu May 13, 2004 4:08 am

Image

I don't think so Tim.

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Postby mildlyrestarted » Thu May 13, 2004 4:40 am

my knitting.

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Postby hovering » Thu May 13, 2004 8:02 am

LoveSickJerk, you are my hero.

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Postby aj » Thu May 13, 2004 8:41 am

hovering wrote:LoveSickJerk, you are my hero.


agreed. that was quite amusing.

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Postby Harvey Winters » Thu May 13, 2004 6:53 pm

I was trying to point out that all Jocks aren't assholes....
(All the time) ;)
Neither are the ones who love us...

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awww.

Postby stephanie » Thu May 13, 2004 7:15 pm

Well, I'm in love with a boy who happens to be a long-standing, enthusiastic co-captain of his softball team.
As a result, I've taken to lying to myself and others, endlessly insisting that the simple fact that it's softball (not baseball) means he's not a jock.

C'mon, he's really nerdy, too.

No, seriously.

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Postby BladeRunner » Thu May 13, 2004 7:42 pm

LoveSickJerk wrote:Image

I don't think so Tim.


well it certainly isn't DareDevil

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Postby Harvey Winters » Thu May 13, 2004 7:52 pm

Sweeeeeeeeet...

I never got to be Captain of MY softball team....

*Sigh*

Football Captain '84-'85, tho'...

PLEASE LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[This nervous breakdown/identity crisis, has been edited by
Harvey Winters 5/13/04]

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Postby mms » Sat May 15, 2004 5:47 pm

Harvey Winters wrote:Sweeeeeeeeet...
I never got to be Captain of MY softball team....
*Sigh*
Football Captain '84-'85, tho'...
PLEASE LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
[This nervous breakdown/identity crisis, has been edited by
Harvey Winters 5/13/04]


Rich, we* still love you! Just as long as you use your jock powers for good and never for evil!

*I'm taking a huge gamble by imagining that I speak for most of us here. See, Stephanie loves a jock too! Psssttt... a good jock may be a useful person to have around indie rock nerds. King God Mang will thank you nicely if you ever have the chance to save his person.
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Postby heather » Sat May 15, 2004 5:55 pm

There is NOTHING wrong with playing sports. Or eating curry.


sincerely,
heather

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Postby Harvey Winters » Sat May 15, 2004 5:57 pm

mms wrote:
1)Rich, we* still love you! Just as long as you use for jock powers for good and never for evil!

2)*I'm taking a huge gamble by imagining that I speak for most of us here:
A good jock may be a useful person to have around indie rock nerds.
King God Mang will thank you nicely if you ever have the chance to save his person.


1) That truly means a lot to me...

2) Is John in trouble???????

*Checks Justice League Computer for
Trouble-Alert, and LW "tour" link for
present location, and speeds off at just below mach 5*
(Please, No "Speed Racer" jokes)
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Postby Harvey Winters » Sat May 15, 2004 6:00 pm

heather wrote:There is NOTHING wrong with playing sports. Or eating curry.


""Lemon Curry"?-Monty Python

Well, you see:
The Flash's only weakness is acid reflux....
Sorry..

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Postby iheartbarsuk » Sat May 15, 2004 6:18 pm

""Lemon Curry"?-Monty Python

Haha. Thanks for that.



Monty Python rocks.

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Postby Harvey Winters » Sat May 15, 2004 7:07 pm

See?

Asshole Jocks don't dig the obscure Python....

John?

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Postby anthropomorphizing_kitty » Sat May 15, 2004 7:44 pm

Harvey Winters wrote:See?

Asshole Jocks don't dig the obscure Python....

John?


No, only the nerdy adult comic book readers! [j/k...love! love! (as Heather would say)]


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