There are two kinds of butter at your local supermarket, salted butter, and unsalted butter. Unsalted butter doesn't taste as good as salted butter, I say.
Unremarkable wrote:There are two kinds of butter at your local supermarket, salted butter, and unsalted butter. Unsalted butter doesn't taste as good as salted butter, I say.
Unremarkable, you are so clever. It's unsalted punishment.
Forrest wrote:I always thought it was a reference to Last Tango in Paris. *shrug*
Forrest! You're on the long winters board... did you get a new phone or something?
After watching many episodes of "Good Eats" I have learned many things about butter, and have some unsalted butter in the freezer... "just in case". I am however, lactose intolerant; so salted or not, butter is potentially my punishment.
all they talked about was office furniture, and there was a canadian who didn't understand the use of lower case letters. It got about two posts a week, since it was only available on the company intranet. Then, one day... it was gone, never to be seen again.
WE CAN TALK ABOUT TABLES IF IT HELPS TO DEAL!
OR DO YOU PREFER CHAIRS, PAPER BASKETS OR PAPERCLIP HOLDERS (THE MAGNETIC ONES) (WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THEY ARE NOT FURNITURE)?
no pic wrote:What was the name of that Will Farrel character on SNL who could not modulate the volume of his voice? For some reasom I am thinking of him right now.
"Listen to me. I was born without the ability to modulate the volume of my voice. It is an affliction that affects over 700 Americans every year. It is also fully acknowledged by medical communities of both the United States and the United Kingdom. I have extensive literature in the trunk of my car that I'm happy to run and get for you if you think I'm lying."
no pic wrote:What was the name of that Will Farrel character on SNL who could not modulate the volume of his voice? For some reasom I am thinking of him right now.
"Listen to me. I was born without the ability to modulate the volume of my voice. It is an affliction that affects over 700 Americans every year. It is also fully acknowledged by medical communities of both the United States and the United Kingdom. I have extensive literature in the trunk of my car that I'm happy to run and get for you if you think I'm lying."
I'M THE DADDY.
not the same thing, i know... but it's the same funny.