Alcohol makes me awesome.

Betty Felon · Post by **Betty Felon** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 12:59 pm

I didn't even want to go out but for some reason I continue to think that wine is harmless. Ended up somehow chasing someone's puppy, tripped over my stupid pointy-toed shoes, and fall like a sack of bricks onto the floor. Man, was I awesome.

Woke up miserable with a gross purple bruise the size of plum on my shoulder. And it just keeps getting darker and purplyer and uglier.

This is three days after I bought a strapless dress for a fancy dinner out in Paris. If any french people ask me what happened, I'm telling them Rumsfeld punched me. How do you say that in French?

Does alcohol make you awesome too? Share, share!

aj · Post by aj » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:03 pm

I peed in someone's yard.

I figured it was better than wetting my pants.

c-dog · Post by **c-dog** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:10 pm

I flushed my house and mailbox keys down a toilet.

BladeRunner · Post by **BladeRunner** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 6:54 pm

alcohol doesn't really make me any more awesome then i already am. All it does is make me introduce myself as Bryce "the Ice".

Squid · Post by **Squid** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:17 pm

Invited everyone from the bbq in my backyard into my bedroom.

Apparently, I was tired of the living room being the focal gathering place for visitors.

I also attempted to make my R2D2 perform for the crowd. When it didn't, I tried to reset it. You do this by tapping them on the head.

Apparently, I was smacking him on the head and yelling at him to, "hurry the fuck up and dance, already".

Great.

Not to be outdone, however, it would seem that R2 has gotten his, erm, revenge?

heather · Post by **heather** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:39 pm

i babble.

the next time i get drunk [if you're unsure of how to spot drunk heather, please reference february 12th, the mountain goats, and the crocodile] someone for the love of all that is holy, please tape my mouth shut.

sincerely,
heather

mildlyrestarted · Post by **mildlyrestarted** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 12:07 am

i get naked.

Like_a_zero · Post by **Like_a_zero** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 3:09 am

Simply had to post on this one, couldn't resist!

Alcohal makes me uber-awesome!
It makes me think I can climb walls
It makes me think I can jump down walls that are very high without hurting myself
It makes me think I can take a pee in the hallway of a nightclub without getting seen
It makes me think I can puke in a pint glass at a bar without anyone seeing
It makes me think I can eat massive kebabs and actually handle the chillis I ask for
It makes me run over cars
It makes me think I can run faster than the flash
It makes me think I can talk to any hot girls and they want me
It makes me do other things that I'm too ashamed of to share with anyone that wasnt there when I did them!

LoveSickJerk · Post by **LoveSickJerk** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 6:28 am

It made me play pantsless beerpong. Actually, it made me play beerpong in the first place.

No You Are · Post by **No You Are** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:33 am

It's made me do cartwheels down the middle of a street, then hear a cop say, "Do not call me 'Dude'."

chelsea · Post by **chelsea** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 12:05 pm

i tend to talk a lot and touch people i wouldn't normally touch.

LoveSickJerk · Post by **LoveSickJerk** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:31 pm

My friend and fellow DJ (and Party In A Box) Megan, insists that Alcohol makes her go F-in' crazy. And by F-in' crazy I mean awesome dance party moves and The Salmon.

BladeRunner · Post by **BladeRunner** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 9:09 pm

the salmon?

LoveSickJerk · Post by **LoveSickJerk** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 6:59 am

Yeah. It really needs to be seen to believe, and I don't have the photos handy. If I can get a hold of one, I'll Illustrate.

BladeRunner · Post by **BladeRunner** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 6:56 pm

I demand of them now!

pearlandearl · Post by **pearlandearl** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 9:46 pm

J'ai été frappé par Rumsfield.

Laura Suzanne · Post by **Laura Suzanne** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:04 pm

Alcohol makes me think I can remember all of
the words to Baby Got Back. Which, I can. But,
most people don't need to know that.

Leroy · Post by **Leroy** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 5:28 pm

aj wrote:I peed in someone's yard.

I figured it was better than wetting my pants.

I figure it is always more logical to pee in someones yard than wetting one's pants. alchohal only makes you more awesome if in someway it makes you overcome inhibitions or have no shame.

i for one have few inhibitions and am yet to find my shame. i think i may have left it somewhere when i was little.

Post by **Liesbeth** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 3:50 am

I told Michael Schilling not to grow a beard without introduction. The same night, I also out of the blue bought a friend a LW cd because he only knew Cinnamon. The latter makes me totally awesome, of course, and all this on the basis of one glass of wine - I'm cheap.