The band is considering a feature for the website proper called "Ask a Dumbass Question," in which fans, friends, press, and the criminally insane are all invited to ask the band a question.
These questions can be on most any subject you like, but you are encouraged to be creative, funny, and as un-libelous as possible.
Possible topics could include:
Why are there so many white people in Utah?
Is there a comfortable athletic shoe that fits into my family's budget?
Does this make my butt look big?
Can you turn it down a little?
What's that thing there behind you?
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Admit it, winters is really a euphimism for penis isn't it?
Smooth or Chunky?
If you were stranded on a tropical island which member of the band would you cannibalize first?
Do you believe that Mary, Queen of Scots was directly involved in the plot to murder Lord Darnley, or was she just the unwitting pawn of Lord Bothwell?
Is it possible that since Star Wars took place a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away that someday soon, the Earth's atmosphere could be bombarded by chunks or debris from the original or second Death Star?
Do you have an exact date as to when that will happen?
sean, areyou married
if i wroteto the long winters, would i get a cookie? or a good yelling...
john, explain your genius.
sean, how come jack osbourne looks so much like you? are you long lost twins? also, are youon that 70's show?
john, did you and britnay murphy break up?
would any of you date me?
what do you think of everett?
would you be willing to put up a video of you guys, dancing to any tune?
what would you do if you ran into me on the street
could you design a plus size shirt? i would surely bu y one.
if i said thati knew prince william, would you beleive me? would you sell your story?
johnand sean, what was the worstdateyouve ever had?
do you guys do groupies?
What do you think of the implications of superstring theory that imply the existence of up to seven dimensions of space-time? Are these literal dimensions or metaphorical descriptions of relations between objects?
Who killed JFK?
The anthrax attacks of 2001: foreign terrorist or homegrown lunatic?
Did Jesus travel to India and learn yoga prior to his ministry and crucifixion?
What's behind the alien abduction phenomenon?
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