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Post by **grant** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 6:21 pm

ChadyzGroove wrote:how come interstate highways havent been built atop other interstate highways?

They are. Typically, though, they maintain the same number, since they're generally built and rebuilt piece by piece.

how come there are no flying cars?

There are, and they're quite nice too. You don't see them in mass production because of problems with FAA regulations.

Sorry for stepping in on the answers, couldn't help myself.

Betty Felon · Post by **Betty Felon** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 6:53 pm

Unremarkable wrote:
mildlyrestarted wrote:why does everyone hate me?

I love you.

Yeah, we all love you! Stop this nonsense immediately!

mildlyrestarted · Post by **mildlyrestarted** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 8:35 pm

i know, i was just feeling snarky.

is it a dumbass question to ask why the band never updates their diary section anymore? that's my favorite part.

Post by **John** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 7:11 pm

Oh goddamit, I was hoping no one noticed. I WANT to update it, but I'm shy.

mildlyrestarted · Post by **mildlyrestarted** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 2:09 am

John wrote:Oh goddamit, I was hoping no one noticed. I WANT to update it, but I'm shy.

psh! LIES!
if you're shy, i don't dance at your shows.

Post by **John** » Thu Feb 05, 2004 2:47 am

sometimes I accidentally say 'shy' when I really mean 'lazy'. Ooops.

not a long winter at all. · Thu Feb 05, 2004 10:34 am

maybe you are "Calafornia Dreamin" a little bit at this moment, John???

anyway; do the mamma's and pappa's still excist???

Post by **grant** » Thu Feb 05, 2004 11:14 am

Are all these questions *really* submitted to Punxatawney Phil for answers?

Moni · Post by **Moni** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 12:42 pm

i was too shy to ask about the diary update, but could possibly be that under certain circumstances the main page will be updated... somehow somwhere... by SOMEONE?
:)

nonjulian · Post by **nonjulian** » Thu Feb 12, 2004 11:26 pm

Dearest John,
If I develop the means, may we have our daily tea party in the 5th dimension?

omphale · Post by **omphale** » Tue Feb 17, 2004 3:06 pm

nonjulian wrote:Dearest John,
If I develop the means, may we have our daily tea party in the 5th dimension?

wow, can i be invited?

Post by **John** » Wed Feb 18, 2004 1:22 am

That's not a dumbass question. I get my mail delivered in the fifth dimension .

Post by **grant** » Wed Feb 18, 2004 7:17 am

Would that be via a beautiful, beautiful balloon?

LoveSickJerk · Post by **LoveSickJerk** » Wed Feb 18, 2004 11:33 am

But, WHY?

nonjulian · Post by **nonjulian** » Wed Feb 18, 2004 11:35 pm

omphale wrote:
nonjulian wrote:Dearest John,
If I develop the means, may we have our daily tea party in the 5th dimension?

wow, can i be invited?

Invitations are not necessary in the 5th dimension. It's a 24-freakin-7 tea party with open doors to all!

nonjulian · Post by **nonjulian** » Thu Feb 19, 2004 10:21 pm

grant wrote:Would that be via a beautiful, beautiful balloon?

It would, of course. There's one catch, though. Unfortunately, nylon is considered passe in the 5th dimension. The beautiful, beautiful balloon would be a hologram -- as that is much more asthetically appealing to people of the future (as any Star Trek fan is well aware).

Post by **John** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 1:27 am

Here's a dumbass question: who's interested in Long Winters on Vinyl?

Post by **Liesbeth** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 2:41 am

make it colour vinyl in the shade of your avatar and I'm all for it.

make it a black thick double ep with fold out sleeve and some of those goody great versions we keep discussing on this board and I'm drooling

make it a double live album and make my day

ChadyzGroove · Post by **ChadyzGroove** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 10:25 am

i am, i already have matthew good on vinyl so why not the long winters

LngHrvWntrsDngr · Post by **LngHrvWntrsDngr** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 10:48 am

mmm vinyl...necesito

The Long Winters

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