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my coworkers are zombies

Postby omphale » Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:38 am

so i found a roll of bright orange stickers that say 50% Less CARBS Per Slice outside my neighborhood grocery store. low-carb bread is one of the more hilarious food ideas ever (right up there with low-fat fat), and i was particularly charmed by the bad grammar and the lovely shade of orange. so obviously i picked them up and took them home. and obviously i'm wearing one on my shirt today.

the thing that is creeping me out is that NOT ONE PERSON has commented on it. not even to say 'what the crap are you wearing that stupid sticker for?' or 'take that sticker off it's unprofessional', never mind the fact that they don't see the humor in it, they don't seem to see it at all!!!

someone please save me from the humorless undead! HURRY!

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Postby grant » Mon Feb 23, 2004 1:19 pm

Start putting them on the toilet paper dispensers.

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Postby Betty Felon » Mon Feb 23, 2004 1:44 pm

I think I just found my halloween costume for next year: Corporate Zombie.

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Postby omphale » Mon Feb 23, 2004 2:55 pm

grant wrote:Start putting them on the toilet paper dispensers.


that's not a bad idea...i was actually thinking about putting them on all of our correspondence...

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Postby Betty Felon » Mon Feb 23, 2004 4:03 pm

I think you should start nonchalantly eating a few everyday. Surely someone would notice that.

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Postby carlitos » Mon Feb 23, 2004 5:45 pm

Betty Felon wrote:I think you should start nonchalantly eating a few everyday. Surely someone would notice that.


Toilet paper dispensers?

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Postby omphale » Tue Feb 24, 2004 8:30 am

mmmm, yummy toilet paper dispensers!

...but only with lard.

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Postby the hutch » Tue Feb 24, 2004 9:38 am

everything goes better with lard

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Postby Karousme » Tue Feb 24, 2004 10:21 am

Put them on people's food, and they'l be happy at how good it tastes, despite having 50% less carbs.


You should play some White Zombie in your office and see how your co-workers react.

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Postby omphale » Tue Feb 24, 2004 11:27 am

mmmmmm, white zombie! (especially good with lard)


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